I'm the kid your parents warned you about.

bigendernepeta:

revtomdildomolar:

sunflowerlily:

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what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

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omfg no

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MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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my anaconda dont

(Source: lizardmanlizardmanlizardman, via rearohdear)

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19 hours ago

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via proctalgia)

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19 hours ago

May your lipstick be the reddest and your eyeliner be symmetrical.

(Source: my-skinny-state-of-mind, via proctalgia)

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19 hours ago

kanyewhisperer:

when you try to say ‘nah you’re good’ but say ‘nah you’re god’ by mistakeimage

(via rearohdear)

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